Got your ginger wig out the cupboard yet? What about the comedy kilt?
And how are your juggling skills with full beer cans on top of car bonnets?
Macca is backa and suddenly League Two football doesn’t sound quite so bad. Especially with Morecambe ensuring 400 miles were knocked off next season’s route map by thoughtfully beating Exeter at Wembley.
So not only are City going to walk the division but we won’t have to go too far to watch them … It just gets better!
If only it was that easy, though the news that Stuart McCall is coming shows the power of blind optimism and prayer.
None more so than the avid City fan in our office, or should I say Stuart groupie, who was convinced from minute one that he was coming “home”.
While the rest of us heaped scorn, particularly with the changing events at Bramall Lane, Steph never faltered from her stance that McCall was on the way.
She never even blinked when it became clear that Neil Warnock was quitting the Blades. I’d hate to play opposite her at poker. “You just wait and see,” she’d say, with a knowing nod, “I know he’ll be back.”
And, though City are doing their best not to admit anything, she got it spot on.
Stuart McCall is returning to Valley Parade after a five-year exile. The fans are ready to salute their king back on the throne.
And one in particular will never let me hear the end of it.
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