Crazy driver of the day.
A sporty type car came haring down the outside lane, ignoring those flashing warning signs, of course. The roar of the engine alerted me to him fast approaching in my mirror.
He then swerved in between me and the bloke in front, just managing to squeeze in for the briefest of seconds, before pulling even further left to try and sneak by on the inside to turn left.
He hadn't seen a parked car blocking his way, and he had to slam all on, swerve out again, and then squeeze past on the inside again.
Oooh, how I wish he had slammed into the back of that parked car (except, of course, that the owner of that car would have been almightily miffed at this nutter's stupidity)