The name's Diesel, Vin Diesel -- and we dare you to take the mickey out of his name.
The giant bald-headed actor aims to be a 21st century James Bond in this 12a-certificate action adventure.
He stars as Xander Cage, an extreme-sports ace who is offered a choice of prison or taking on a dangerous assignment.
He has to infiltrate a gang of east European anarchists bent on destroying the world -- while chasing cars, out-racing avalanches and blowing things up.
xXx is at Keighley Picture House three times each day.
Red Dragon (15), the latest thriller starring Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter, continues each evening.
Lilo and Stitch (u), the new Disney cartoon, is shown once today, and three times daily from tomorrow.
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