IT AMUSED me to read about the wife who chooses to make only her side of the double bed she shares with her husband.

The image was shared on the art, design and photography website Bored Panda and picked up by the national papers.

I often feel like making just my side of the bed, which, when I get up, I usually leave in a slightly crumpled state. My husband, on the other hand, leaves his side looking as though a rhinoceros had slept there.

When I make the bed it ten minutes to unravel it all and smooth it out.

What I should really do is have it carefully removed from the house and take it on the back of a lorry to the Tate. It could definitely rival Tracey Emin’s famous effort.