AS if the world wasn't weird enough right now, Ken Barlow goes and leaves Coronation Street! In an unlikely turn of events, Ken has moved to Stillwaters, a posh retirement complex, with Rula Lenska of all people.

How does Ken afford such a place? Is he a millionaire? The only job I remember him having was running the Weatherfield Recorder from a broom cupboard.

Sorry Ken but you don't belong in a five-star gated community for retired rich folk in cravats. Come back to the Street, and restore the eco-balance of an already fragile world.