Glastonbury fans have been recreating the festival at home, with one couple building a model of the Pyramid stage in their back garden. Others set up mobile bars, hired DJs and decorated living-rooms with straw and bunting.

For the real ‘Glasthomebury’ experience, invite your entire street to use your toilet, without flushing it, chuck 100 quid in the bin then pour some warm beer into a plastic cup, rub cow muck into your hair, and get some posh kids in designer wellies to throw up in your garden and leave a few soiled tents and piles of half-eaten street food strewn across your lawn.