Helen Mead
Helen Mead: No Frills!Call her scatty, but do call her! Helen Mead is dizzily drowning in domesticity but still finds time to dream of a way out...
| Seduction is lost in the past... | | 8:44pm Monday 5th May 2008 | | Many of the e-mails sent to me at work are meaningless twaddle. But I was intrigued this week by one entitled New survey reveals Most Seductive Woman of All Time'. |
| Roll on the day clocks go back... | | 8:40am Monday 31st March 2008 | | Don't you just hate waking up to British Summer Time? One less hour in bed, more daylight to pack with more activities, more expense, more stress all round. |
| He’ll now be handy in a crisis | | 7:31pm Tuesday 25th March 2008 | | "First aider? You?" I thought I was hearing things. My husband casually mentioned how he had put his name down to train as a first aid representative at work. |
| The world of chavs and grebs | | 8:40am Monday 10th March 2008 | | For a moment I thought I had Vicky Pollard in the back of my car. "She got whacked because she was standing by some chavs and then she went to the grebs and ran down the corridor shouting "The chavs are coming!" and the teacher grabbed her and she got a denny." |
| So I’m not down the tubes then? | | 8:46am Monday 18th February 2008 | | So there I was, lying on my side on a hospital bed, in such utter discomfort, trying to conceal the embarrassment of what was taking place. I got through it by thinking: "People pay a fortune for this." |
| Men, don’t adhere to undies tips | | 8:42pm Monday 11th February 2008 | | Here we go again - if I were male I'd be screaming at the barrage of patronising advice that fills newspaper columns in the run up to Valentine's Day. |
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